

911 Call: "Help I've Overdosed on Philosophy!"
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Self Help Specialist Ends Own Life
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I Am a Trans-Continental Railroad, Please Run a Train on Me
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Stop Calling Us Screamo
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You Don't Understand the Liquor is Calling the Shots Now Randy Bobandy
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You Can't Get Goose Justice in Fox Court, Just Spit on the Judge
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Atrocities from a Story Book Perspective
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An Introduction for People Who Hate Introductions
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Jimmy Buffett Doesn't Even Surf
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Soap Opera Stardom is a Single is A Single Tear Drop Away
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Pep Talk from a Nihilist
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Fashion Statements of the Socially Aware
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Absolutely Absolute Absolution
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