Speak right into the microphone, you'll do fine.
Do that expressions chunk people seem to like.
Mike! Mike! Mike! Yeah!
Okay, now do the smooching chefs.
Aren't you Italian? I think Drake's Italian too, right?
You gotta do warm ups, bud.
You wanna tell 'em about the Saw franchise?
Okay, now's your chance, Late Night bookers are listening.
Show 'em all your impressions. You're the King of the Long Walk!
Montréal, Je T'aime.
Let 'em know you know what sex is! You are Champion Baby!
This is my shortest joke. Perspective.
Tell your parents you love them.
Do that dumb bear impression, it's cute. They'll love it.
Please, publish my gum.
B-B-B-BONUS TRACK *GUNSHOT GUNSHOT AIRHORN AIRHORN* Nonna's Famous Recipe.